So today Emma put me in the naughty corner. A rather big one cos it was the back garden.
She took me by the hand, told me I had been naughty and that was where I had to stay...for two days!
She then closed the back door on me.
And then the conversation went like this.
Emma: mom are you going to listen to me?
Me: I'm still not sure what I did
Emma: it's because you've been naughty
Me: but I haven't done anything
Emma: think about it
Me: how long do I have stay outside?
Emma: for two days
Me: okay. I'll stay here for two days (delighted at the idea of been exiled on my own for two whole days)
Emma: are you thinking about what you've done?
Emma: okay. Stay there until I say you can come in
(maybe a minute later)
Emma: mom you can come back in
Mom: what happened to my two days of peace and quiet
Emma: I want NikNaks