My and my husband's entire day is spent answering Ben's questions. They come thick and fast from the time he wakes up until he closes his eyes at night.
His questions include:
Is stupid a bad manner?
Is shut up a bad manner?
Where does light come from?
Who makes water warm?
Who makes water hot?
Who makes water cold?
Why do we go into our classroom at school?
Will Emma have hair on her bagina?
Will I have hair on my bagina?
Why don't I have a bagina?
Why do our eyes close when we sleep?
Why do bed bugs bite?
Where do bedbugs live?
What are their (bedbugs) names?
But one of our more recent conversations had me pee my pants a little. This is how it went...
Ben: mom is fachacha a bad manner?
Me: well I don't really know what fachacha means so I don't think so
Ben: mom is 'f*ck' a bad manner?
Mom: Yup! That's a bad manner
Ben: well then fachacha is a bad manner cos it means 'fuck' in bird language
Got to love my Ben!
ROTFL - gotta love kids and their imagination . Fachacha off hmmmm has a nice ring to it
ReplyDeleteHe he he. Children and their "bagina!" So cute when they're so serious but you laugh inside. Children talk! Sjoe!
ReplyDeleteI snort laughed as the tears streamed down. Good one Ben! Can I borrow it from now on please..... I think I will curse in bird language from now on. Thankfully my dude has not repeated any bad manners yet
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